I have a few WTF were they thinking......
One customer decided before the hardwood floor guys came to lay her new floor she would clean up the subfloor a little bit....she gets out her mop and bucket and swabbed the deck.
Not too happy when I told her that we would now have to wait until the subfloor dried out to lay her floor.
Another complained that during winter she had excessive gaps in her floor, arrived on the job to look at it and get some info, step into the house and it's 90 degrees with humidity of about 5-10% throughout....GEE lady I wonder why your floor has gaps.
I love the people who think because it's "Hardwood" they can roll out refrigerators, drop stuff, have big dogs run all over it then complain that it didn't perform like it should. IDIOTS
I once got a call from a builder who blamed me for leaving a boxful of excrement in the basement of a job. After I explained to him that I would never do that and would at least have the courtesy to throw the box out in the dumpster he admitted that I wasn't the only contractor that was on site that day.
Yeah thanks for blaming me to see if I'd admit it. DUMBAZZ..............another poo story involves arriving on a new construction job to find dried poo in a bedroom closet.
I let the builders helper clean that up and decontaminate the area.
NASTY